things that make me want to poke my eyes out

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things that make me want to poke my eyes out

Postby girlgoddess » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:15 pm

school at 8am on rainy cold days

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Postby Turk » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:25 pm

The name of this thread made me almost wet my breeches! ROTFLMAO!

My eye poker outer:

Rain at an outdoor concert....and male moderation.
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Postby deaeterna » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:05 pm

Drunken frat boys dancing at concerts -- Oy vey!!!

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Postby katajak » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:54 pm

Paris Hilton
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Postby deaeterna » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:58 pm

The thing that literally made me want to poke my eyes out when I was 16 was my best friend's father in a speedo getting into their hot tub. Oh, god! Flashback! Gotta go hurl!

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Postby 62rvs » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:08 pm

low rise jeans on people who shouldn't wear low rise jeans

...also when some dudes butt crack comes-ah peepin out the top of his slacks.


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Postby Turk » Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:08 am

katajak wrote:Paris Hilton

And Paris Hilton's little bugged-eye dog.

62rvs wrote:...also when some dudes butt crack comes-ah peepin out the top of his slacks.

Don't think I don't know who you're referring to Smit. Call someone else next time your fridge breaks down.

Your ex-fix it guy,
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Postby karla » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:24 am

I have to concur about the low-rise jeans w/ short shirt on the pudgy ones. We call that the "can o' biscuits" look - as in poppin' fresh dough - in my family. I will be glad when that fashion trend dies.
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Postby cinnamoons » Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:35 pm

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Postby girlgoddess » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:01 am

all things juicy couture and the girls who wear it.

the shrub's state of the union speech. actually that makes me want to poke his eyes out and auction them on ebay and see them fetch only a quarter or something.

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Postby Fool On Fire » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:47 pm

Very cold, misty rain. Not snow. Not sleet. Not freezing rain, not hail, not any kind of precipitation but cold, misty, miserable rain. I hate it.

Fucking weather,
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Postby beensaved » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:24 pm

Inane conversation comments like "Going to lunch?" (as I head out the front door, jacket on, at about noon) or "Cold out?" (as I'm bundled in a winter coat, hat, and gloves, teeth chattering, face red and glasses fogged up).

I know everyone does it. I do it myself. After I say it, I always catch myself and think "Gosh, what an idiotic thing to say".
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Postby 62rvs » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:12 pm

Hey Elise,
Here's something to make you want to poke your other eye out...

I'm in Minneapolis

It's Sunny and 50 degrees
Absolutely BEAUTIFUL outside.

( well, for February anyways )

Lovely weather
-SMit

:wink:

so what makes me want to poke MY eyes out?

Knowing that this torturous tease won't last...
the door will SLAM shut
and it will be 20 below in 2 weeks.

:shock:
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Postby gillian » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:13 pm

Similar to Brad's....

When someone tells me something and I say "Really?"

Because the answer, obviously, is "Yes."
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Postby StevieFan » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:26 pm

Or when someone asks, "Can I ask you a question?"

Uuumm, didn't you just do that?
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