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Postby Nicoleee » Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:51 pm

Ian wrote:Would you feel comfortable clicking on this link?

http://www.penisland.net/


well, i clicked... and what a disappointment!
I said to the sky
Do you want me to fly
The sky said, No
Ain't your turn to go




http://amillionkites.blogspot.com/
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Postby TontoBronto » Sat May 19, 2007 7:17 am

A DimeaDozen torrent of a Leonard Cohen concert gave three sample screenshots, one of which is
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It has the look of one of those "Caption this Photo" contests.

My entry into the caption contest is "Marc Cohn's Jewish?? Who knew???"
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Postby Turk » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:12 am

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Postby TontoBronto » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:21 pm

eBay has a remote control listed for $97.00 here.
She justifies the price---"THIS IS A LEARNING REMOTE CONTROL WHICH CAN LEARN FUNCTIONS OF YOUR OTHER EQUIPMENT!!!!!!! This remote will operate many Onkyo Items (including ES600PRO ES600 AND MORE)."



The funny/amusing part is that she's selling it because "I JUST PURCHASED THIS ITEM, AND IT WAS THE WRONG ONE SO PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK TO MAKE SURE IT WORKS FOR YOUR SYSTEM!!!!"

Apparently, it's a SLOW learner????
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Postby Kelsea » Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:44 pm

I found this Hillary Clinton music video the other day and I thought it was pretty hilarious. The girl who made it got the idea from the popular Barack Obama one. Personally I think the Clinton one is better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sudw4ghVe8
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Postby keith from ny » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:26 pm

KelseaC wrote:I found this Hillary Clinton music video the other day and I thought it was pretty hilarious. The girl who made it got the idea from the popular Barack Obama one. Personally I think the Clinton one is better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sudw4ghVe8

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Thank God for publicity-hungry models ... issues aside, this is shaping up to be the most entertaining presidential election ever.

Thanks Kelsea!
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Postby deaeterna » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:10 pm

Well, this one comes from our own little forum. Apparently, Google ads decided to to put a Patty Melt link on the side of Miss Gilly's forum. I think you all can make your own jokes at this point...

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Postby deaeterna » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:13 pm

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Postby deaeterna » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:49 pm

This isn't so much amusing as bizarre...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02 ... ract1.html

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Postby RightOverThisMess » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:20 pm

Man arrives at wedding...a year early.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/07 ... index.html
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Postby deaeterna » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:24 pm

http://news.aol.com/newsbloggers/2007/0 ... etiquette/

"You don't go grabbin' somebody's husband's balls, you understand me? That's very disrespectful." -- Faith "Miss Manners" Hill defending the honor of her husband, Tim McGraw, from an overeager fan.
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Postby TontoBronto » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:13 am

Browsing our local craigslist, I've been surprised how many people call notebook computers "laBtops" rather than laptops.:shock:
At first, I thought it was just a slip of the finger on the keyboard, but its repeated use by different sellers must mean they really THINK that's what it's called.

It makes me wanna go to Sherman-Williams and buy paint, but my prostrate's acting up. :wink:
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Postby Turk » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:50 am

Uh, I think I get the joke but anyway---speaking of labtops, I'm in the market for a PC or Max, either one.
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Postby TontoBronto » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:07 am

Turk wrote:Uh, I think I get the joke ....

C'mon, you ALWAYS get the joke.
If not, just laugh and we'll all THINK you get it.

But, if I had a nickel for every time someone referred to paint giant SherWIN- Williams as "SherMAN-Williams", I'd be able to buy every PattyNetter a labtop.
I DO kinda like the idea of having a prostRate gland---its proper functioning would enable one to lie down???

Now for something completely different:
Kisses to all
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Postby TontoBronto » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:48 pm

From an Emmylou forum---
Life lessons learned from a dog

1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get
what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

4. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

5. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose
in the crotch is most effective.

6. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility
(as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

7. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

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Top ten reasons why a dog is better than a woman


10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop.

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How dogs and men are the same


1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

3. Both mark their territory.

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

7. Neither does any dishes.

8. Both fart shamelessly.

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

10. Both like dominance games.

11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
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