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Postby Turk » Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:00 pm

I never read the Superman comic books and didn't know they made him out to be such an asshole like that.
Was a that a usual thing.....or just a trial run?
It looks like those were from the 1950s....true?
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Postby andy » Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:05 pm

Of course, they had to make him out to be the good guy on most of the covers. Still there are those "shockers" where you have to think "Oh no! What's happened to Superman?!?!" Those are the covers that these pages show.

It happened more than people think. And some of them are pretty touchy by today's standards (such as the covers with Nazi overtones)...

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Postby Turk » Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:05 pm

solesearching wrote:Ok, I found this one and I am still cracking up. FYI is you put the word priceless in yahoo image search you get some nasty photos of the same sort (ie. 10 dollars for x, 250 for y, blah blah blah...priceless).

I'm gonna try that, too.
The one who took the picture had to be on their guard to catch the puker in mid-hurl.
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Postby LimeTwister » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:12 pm

jenfrazzle wrote:Image


i just love this.
I guess I'm taking my chances
Giving up the ring, throwing in the gloves
I guess I'm taking my chances
Trading in my things For a couple wings on a little white dove
And one big love, one big love
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Postby Turk » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:36 pm

My cat hates Atlanta traffic
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Postby disco_fred » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:25 pm

tshirthell.com

Hilarious t-shirts (some may be offensive, so you were warned !!!).

My favorite --

"Homosexuals are Gay!" :D !!!
"Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think -- ah, who cares? And then I think -- hey, what's for supper?" -- Jack Handey.
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Postby Turk » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:43 pm

Some tshirt hell quotes:

"Actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and her actor husband John Stamos are
officially divorced, according to court papers. I'm glad to see that sexy
little bitch is back on the market. And that Rebecca's not bad either."

"Paris Hilton's cell phone got hacked. Now, all of her personal information
has leaked out. Of course, that's a lot better than what normally leaks
out of her."

"We have shirts for babies, shirts for you regular idiots, and now introducing shirts for the elderly! Buy one for your favorite smelly grandparent or drooling great uncle. They won't
thank you now, but when they die, you get it back!"

Aletter to the editor of tshirt hell:

To Whom Ever it may concern:

I recently received a very disturbing e-mail; which is being supplied and possibly created by your company. This is extremely sad, that we as human beings could be so very malicious and insensitive. The hatred that exist in this country continues to astound me; but this is just
one of the many reasons why Jesus died on the cross for your sins, and I pray that one day his Love will be found in your hearts.

Remember this: It is appointed unto man once to die and then the judgment
Hebrews 9:27; I pray your at the right judgment...which is the judgment
seat of Christ and not the Great White Throne judgment. Be blessed of the
Lord he loves you, the devil hates you, and I'll keep praying for you!

In His Service

A brother in Christ

(Editor's Note: OK, I've done a lot of bad things but you're not pinning
Jesus' death on me. Everyone knows that was Mel Gibson. I admit
having spent time on the Great White Throne, especially after I have had
Mexican. The Devil doesn't hate me, or he would have fired me a long time
ago. By the way, I'm not familiar with Hebrews 9:27, is that anything like
a Porsche 911? )
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Postby Turk » Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:17 pm

This one's for you, LimeTwister....

Click here
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Postby LimeTwister » Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:56 pm

OMFG!!!!


Can I say, I LOVED THAT!!!!

Thank you.
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Postby Turk » Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:01 pm

LimeTwister wrote:OMFG!!!!


Can I say, I LOVED THAT!!!!

Thank you.

You're welcome.
I thought it was pretty accurate, too.
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Postby Turk » Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:50 pm

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Postby Redlucifer » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:33 pm

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Postby Turk » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:51 pm

Redlucifer wrote:Image

This is hilarious....and the likeness is uncanny.

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Postby Turk » Sat Mar 12, 2005 3:55 am

According to this unnamed source (not me, although I agree on most)....

Things That Are True

-A person who wears a fanny pack loves science fiction, and vice versa.

-A person who wears a belt with shorts is probably religious.

-If a person says he enjoys the opera, that person is a liar.

-If the video box shows a beautiful woman pointing a gun, the movie is shit.

-If the flyer shows the band standing on the railroad tracks, the band is shit.

-If a guy has cords on his sunglasses, he's a dick. If the sunglasses are mirrored, he's probably dangerous.

-All golfers like women.

-If she smokes, she fucks.

-There's nothing uglier than a thirteen year old boy.

-If a person says, "Go look in the sink" - don't.

-The day a person goes to the store to buy a book of word-search puzzles marks the beginning of the long, slow decline to death.

-Women with homemade tattoos on their hands don't know shit about Graham Greene.

-You should always steer clear of Martin Luther King Jr. Drive, regardless of the city you are in.

-Ugly travels in packs.

-If you make fun of Kevin Bacon too much, your nose will stay that way.

-People who are good at math make bad zines.

-No black person has ever used the term "Bumfuck, Egypt."

-If the letters PhD appear after a person's name, that person will remain outdoors even after it's started raining.

-Celebrity overdoses are all the more tragic because the person was always right on the verge of getting their life turned around.

-Nobody cares about the weird dream you had last night.

-You CAN judge a book by its cover.

-If a man says he has a large penis, he has a small penis. If a man says he has a small penis, he has a small penis.

-If the term "lift-kit" is in your vocabulary, you've never kept a journal.

-If you open a shit cafe in a trendy neighborhood, people will line up with money in their hands begging to eat shit.

-Anything above 87 octane is specially formulated for suckers.

-A disabled person is courageous. There is no such thing as a crippled coward.

-People who say, "Whoa, I'm not even going to touch that one!!" can't think of anything clever to say.

-One of the main requirements for being a basketball coach is the ability to act like you just can't fucking believe it
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Postby gillian » Sat Mar 12, 2005 8:33 am

Hahaha... those are hilarious. This one, in particular, cracked me up the most:

TurkRogers wrote:Things That Are True

-The day a person goes to the store to buy a book of word-search puzzles marks the beginning of the long, slow decline to death.
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