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Postby Little_Kites » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:00 pm

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hahahah :lol:

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Postby Ian » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:05 pm

Little_Kites wrote:Image

hahahah :lol:


Nice :lol:
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Postby Ian » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:09 pm

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:


1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an a***.

3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n..): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having sex.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high


8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.


9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.


12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.


13. Glibido : All talk and no action.


14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.


15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.


16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


17. Caterpallor ( n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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Postby Little_Kites » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:51 pm

Not sure if this would be classified as amusing but it did make me smile so:

http://www.eternalmoonwalk.com/
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Postby Little_Kites » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:22 pm

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:lol: :P . A good reminder when you kind of feel down on yourself. Just don't let it go to your head :lol: :wink:

I have yet to find any who is the most wonderful and handsome boy today yet though :/. When I do I'll be sure to post it heheh :lol: :wink:
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Postby Turk » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:16 pm

Click on the page and watch with the sound up.

http://producten.hema.nl
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Postby lily » Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:12 pm

that's freaking cool


or I've been at work way too long.
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Postby Little_Kites » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:44 pm

I don't know so much if this is amusing but I'm sure you all would like it:

In b flat: http://www.inbflat.net/

In Bb 2.0 is a collaborative music and spoken word project conceived by Darren Solomon from Science for Girls, and developed with contributions from users.

The videos can be played simultaneously -- the soundtracks will work together, and the mix can be adjusted with the individual volume sliders.
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Postby TontoBronto » Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:29 am

Good Rush/ Bad Rush T-shirt
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OK, I'm not quite of the opinion that the band Rush was that "good", but I would definitely agree w/ the "Bad Rush" sentiment (Certainly, both Rushes are omnipresent :cry: )
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Postby TontoBronto » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:35 am

On the Amazon page to pre-order Patty's "Downtown Church", they have the usual "Customers who bought Patty Griffin also bought Yadda Yadda".
Most seem logical (Emmylou Harris, David Rawlings, etc.), but the last one is Madonna
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One suspects Disco Fred has already pre-ordered and skewed the results?? :wink:
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Postby Arlene » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:37 am

Tonto Yoder wrote:On the Amazon page to pre-order Patty's "Downtown Church", they have the usual "Customers who bought Patty Griffin also bought Yadda Yadda".
Most seem logical (Emmylou Harris, David Rawlings, etc.), but the last one is Madonna
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One suspects Disco Fred has already pre-ordered and skewed the results?? :wink:

Well, I guess that means Disco Fred has pre-ordered already....
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Postby LimeTwister » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:23 pm

I'm more concerned that it's almost $20...this shit better be gold.
I guess I'm taking my chances
Giving up the ring, throwing in the gloves
I guess I'm taking my chances
Trading in my things For a couple wings on a little white dove
And one big love, one big love
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Postby Little_Kites » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:46 pm

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Postby Little_Kites » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:16 pm

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Postby Turk » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:44 am

Now that's funny, LK.
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