National Enquirer does article on Patty

An article on Patty will appear in the upcoming 4/1/2010 issue of the National Enquirer.
They plan a "Believe It or Not" section listing facts, pseudo-facts, rumors and outright lies about Patty and are soliciting "facts" from well-versed Pattyfans.
Please feel free to contribute.
Entries that are chosen for the article will receive a years subscription to The National Enquirer.
(All entries that AREN'T chosen will receive a two years subscription.)
They plan a "Believe It or Not" section listing facts, pseudo-facts, rumors and outright lies about Patty and are soliciting "facts" from well-versed Pattyfans.
Please feel free to contribute.
Entries that are chosen for the article will receive a years subscription to The National Enquirer.
(All entries that AREN'T chosen will receive a two years subscription.)