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Connie And Val


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Standard tuning Capo: 2 A: X02220 E: 022100 D: XX0232 B7: X21202 A E Down at the switchboard of the old Tell-n-Tale A E They got some fascinating stories to tell D A D A Connie and Val, nice old gals D A E D Minding the back of the store for thirty years or more, uh-huh A E Hey, Val, do you remember that girl back in 72 A E She looked like Cher, sure took some getting used to D A D A She was working here summer, going to college D A E They must have been teaching her some funny kind of knowledge B7 She was a nice enough girl, took a trip around the world D E I don't remember her name though, hey, Val, do you know? D A E D Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh-oh, uh-huh Yeah, well, honey, the switchboard beats going to double features You get to talking to some interesting creatures Yeah, Connie and Val, a couple of nice old gals They liked to take a little sherry with the obituaries, uh-huh Hey Val, do you remember that girl whose ex-husband was a stalker? That was the summer we had that punk rocker Oh boy, what a crazy summer that was Yeah, she wore a dog collar and some pink and blue fuz They were nice enough though, I wonder where did they go And if that girl is still singing Hey Val, that line is ringin, uh-huh, uh-huh, oh-oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, oh-oh Down at the switchboard of the old Tell-n-Tale They got some fascinating stories to tell Never let them tell you that their job is hell Cause pretty soon it'll all be automated, well You remember that girl who used to make us all lunch Used to make us all laugh she called us "honey bunch" B7 Then she moved her whole family way back to Idaho D E I surely did hate to see that girl go D A D A D A D A Connie and Val, nice old gals, they seen a few wars, they're still pals D A D A And they had a few babies, smoked a million cigarettes D A D A They don't need no one to help them when they're placing a bet D A D A D A D A Oh, Connie and Val, Connie and Val, thirty long years, same locale D A D A D E Oh, Connie and Val, oh, yes, Connie and Val, nice old gals, that Connie and Val D A E D Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh-oh, uh-huh D E D Uh-huh, oh-oh, uh-huh


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